Passing Time

Does anyone know how to get a baby out?? I'm getting tired of waiting. Still making slow progress. Contractions are still very inconsistent, but they are there none the less. I'm trying to pass some time on the internet so here are a few fun little baby sayings.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~ Leo J. Burke

A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.~ Maurice Johnston

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~ Chinese Proverb

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. ~ Erma Bombeck

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~ Lane Olinghouse

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. ~ Bill Cosby

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. ~ Anonymous

When that kid looks into your eyes and you know it�s yours, you know what it means to be alive. ~ Anonymous

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.-- Anonymous

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.-- Ed Howe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.-- Elizabeth Stone